Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.
Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
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Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
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Person 1: did you see her blushing when texting someone?
Person2: yes! She mentioned someone very special to her. She said he is everything she has ever wanted!
Person3: oh yes that’s tristan!!
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Person3: oh yes that’s tristan!!
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