liquorice torpedo

Large elongated nipples that become even more pronounced when erect

That girl has tits like watermelons & nips like liquorice torpedoes

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

kentucky torpedo

When a man shits in another man's asshole.

My dad always hates it when I give him the Kentucky torpedo.

by Your mom's tasty fupa June 26, 2017

Albedo Torpedo

A phrase used when oneshoting somebody in game League of Legends abused by famous streamer Simon Hofverberg known as Thebausffs.

BOOM! Albedo Torpedo yeasy :D

by Filip Esquire September 15, 2021

tarpeyjob

The act of passing fecal matter onto someone's face at a party when they least expect it. It is often performed in a tent.

"How was that camping trip?"

"Oh, man, it was great. I gave Heather a tarpeyjob!"

"Weed!"

by TheBukkake March 6, 2008

toepel

To be old and stupid

She's a Toepel

by Muffmuf2016 November 21, 2016

Tored

Stands for tired and bored

How are you feeling after that maths lesson today? Tored outta my Mind.

by Daisysnaps December 11, 2016

Torbes

Can profit like Forbes but trips into psychedelics

Such a Torbes

by Teve Torbes May 29, 2018