turkey

why all this hate...if you guys praise hatred toward turks...are you then any better?ask this question to youself!i think we should try to get along with each other...

by why this hate? July 12, 2003

deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.

On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.

by dickcheney December 5, 2007

Turkey

i. the unique euroasian country
ii. a bird's name which some people like to joke around their turkish friends
iii. "Turkiye" in turkish language

history teacher: Hey guys which country fought against all the europe except germany in world war 1?

student: Turkey

by engineer-painter May 28, 2010

jive ass turkey

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.

by jerome March 10, 2003

turkey stuffing

The act of stuffing one's genitals into a woman's vagina for optimum pleasure; usually performed as an act of gratitude after your woman cooks a wicked-good thanksgiving dinner.

"Babe, thanks for that amazing, delicious, and well-prepared thanksgiving meal. Allow me to thankyou by giving you the turkey stuffing. It's totally gonna rock my junk, but you totally deserve it."

by ICED-OUT December 1, 2009

torked

to be angry with something.
originally from a Minnesotian girl who lives in Rhode Island now. She started using the term, and it's caught on in Rhode Island due to its foreign nature.

L: "we're both pretty mellow- we'd just have to be totally torked off."

by steve carroll January 25, 2005

Jive Turkey

unreliable, show boat, or makes empty promises

You weren't in vietnam, you jive turkey.

by CL101101 October 27, 2008