toastie

A very camp-acting homosexual man.
Usually wearing skin-tight jeans or trousers and baseball boots (converse chucks)

"man, check out that toastie lookin mutherfucker mincing his way down the street"

by s latif April 18, 2008

toaster

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

by pat May 15, 2003

toaster bunny pool noodle

a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian

If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle

by nev April 15, 2005

Toasters

Boobs, tits, breasts, hooters, flashlights, titties, boobies, etc.

Dude:I'm diggin those toasters gurl.

Girl: Too bad you'll never get me.

by 124scratch March 5, 2014

toasted

being pissed off, angery,mad.

man i was toasted after the eagles lost in the playoffs

by cootercack January 12, 2010

toaster streudle

someone who has a really long, thin penis.

he didnt pleasure me becuase he had a tiny toaster streudle.

by Peter Pan October 13, 2004

Toaster

(v) To swiftly lift something above one's head and throw it (usually down a flight of stairs).

This term originates from a video uploaded by Kevin Rose on Youtube entitled "My dog Toaster was attacked by a raccoon." The video shows surveillance footage of Kevin's dog, Toaster, being attacked by a raccoon in the night. After the two tussle for a moment, Kevin comes rushing down stairs to rescue his friend. He immediately snatches the raccoon off of Toaster, swiftly lifts the raccoon over his head, and thrusts the raccoon down a dark stairwell.

-"Did you see how fucked up Gary got at the club last night?"
-"Ya, the bouncer practically Toastered his ass onto the street."

by TangleStrut August 30, 2013