Purple Toaster

The eastr egg later in the game of gears of war.

Who Wants Toast!?
Marcus Fenix Says this when the purple toaster is activated?

by Sippy Doo August 12, 2009

Spanish Toaster

When you are banging a Spanish chick on a hot summer day and when you are about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her back or stomach then spread it around with your penis, like you're spreading butter on toast.

Guy: Yo, last night was crazy.
Friend: What happened.
Guy: I showed her my Spanish Toaster

by NDcFont August 21, 2011

toasterhead

Maker of FYAD FYAD LOL.

toasterhead made a new FYAD FYAD LOL!!

by what guys lol July 29, 2003

work a toaster

the act of placing wet bread into an unplugged toaster and proceeding to fornicate with it

ya know that guy learned to work a toaster from his creepy uncle right?

by The Wizard of Yz September 25, 2009

TOasters

A 1337 ninja clan that frequent the GameFAQs Message Boards Toaster Oven.

Even pirates fall before the TOasters.

by Flame060 February 16, 2005

Toaster Mage

Strange person. Worship's pie. likes o.o. is an insane geek ^^ carries random computer parts in his trench pocket, whacks people with a mouse.

ToasterMage (09:43:00 PM): 2 FF windows with 25+ tabs each, 4 terminal windows, xmms, slsk, chat, notepads tabbed to hell
AishaCCfan (09:43:19 PM): o.O
ToasterMage (09:43:42 PM): one FF browser with tabs of just programming docs
ToasterMage (09:43:53 PM): and some in my other
AishaCCfan (09:43:55 PM): wow
ToasterMage (09:43:59 PM): and the most used tab is bash
ToasterMage (09:44:02 PM): XD
Pie no Miko (09:44:04 PM): Jake is insane
AishaCCfan (09:44:07 PM): XD
AishaCCfan (09:44:10 PM): he is
ToasterMage (09:44:15 PM): yea, I have no life
Pie no Miko (09:44:20 PM): ^_^
AishaCCfan (09:44:21 PM): Jake is an insane geek!

by aishaccfan May 8, 2005

Toaster tart

A very stupid or idiotic person otherwise known as retarted.

Dude I wish you wouldn't be such a Toaster tart gosh!

by Steven Burkhart & Garrett Kanink April 25, 2006