beef wind

Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.

"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"

by Aulderath April 19, 2014

Beef Troll

exceptionaly large woman with an ugly face or usually unkempt in appearance.

"Whoa check out that huge lady in line!"

"Dang now thats a beef troll."

by Girl of greys May 1, 2009

slap beef

another philly word meaning dick up

Person : Why are you such a asshole
Me : Slap beef pussy

by SauceDanger442 May 27, 2020

Beef House

A rip-roaring reality show that broadcasts the antics of Tim and Eric and an assortment of other oddball characters.

I watched Beef House the other night and literally crapped my pants laughing.

by Rico Cooper May 26, 2020

Beef Curtain

A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity

Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!

by Jacket22 August 1, 2012

Kobe Beef

the name of Kobe Bryant's farts

at the press conference kobe farted and i smelt Kobe Beef

by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011

Beef Curtains

a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.

Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.

by roast beef lover February 25, 2009