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Flat tire

chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!
by FDubs January 5, 2025
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Tired of your mug

Means that you are tired of adults nagging you to do something like washing the dishes or being done with society
A: I’m tired of your mug
Society: no you must do this
by •Arson• October 30, 2021
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[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.
by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009
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I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone
Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping
by GoSuckADuck May 16, 2019
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Tired

Rolling really fast attached to an axle.
That man was tired this evening.
by Tired man November 28, 2023
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The tireds

A case of the tireds when someone is so over tired for a long period of time as if it was an illness.
Nicola:"you sound tired Ian."

Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."

Nicola:"you should start the revolution."

Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."
by WordallySmart February 22, 2019
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Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.
Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.
by spissatus February 16, 2019
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