When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.
by Yagggahab May 20, 2023
Get the Jare-Bearmug. He is the soulmate to Jasmin and only Jasmin and if you’re not Jasmin then he’s gonna spray you with pepper spray and report you for harassment because he only loves Jasmin and if he cheats on Jasmin he lost such an important person and that’s his loss. He’s so fine and Jasmin and God love him so much.
by ChickFilaALover November 21, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. He is the nicest guy around if you need someone to talk to, talk to a jared. They are a little immature at times, but if you need a guy who will treat you write Jared’s your guy. If you become Jared’s love interest treat him right.
by Tennisgurl January 5, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. 19 and illiterate
by Step-daddy October 18, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. One of the best baseball players to play the game.
Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
Get the Jared Triolomug. 1. Jared is quite simply a simp.
2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.
2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.
by Absolute_Chad March 22, 2020
Get the Jaredmug. In Turkey There is a guy called Jared Wall and he is foreigner so when he tweet something he add Turkish words to his English sentencess
-HEY I have just decided to something we can talk in English babe I think its good for practising.
- Ok than If we speak English I am gonna Jared every sentence I make huyum kurusun( something like same old me)
- Ok than If we speak English I am gonna Jared every sentence I make huyum kurusun( something like same old me)
by Heykeymeykey November 8, 2019
Get the Jaredmug.