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San-Witch

🥪 San-Witch

/ˈsænˌwɪtʃ/
noun · emotionally edible

1. A real sandwich infused with emotional memory. Constructed from layers of nostalgic ingredients — often combining warmth, longing, memorable thoughts that evoke specific moments, people, or places, and a splash of ridiculous joy — pressed together between two slices of the present moment.

More than food, it’s a quiet ritual of reflection, often created during days when you crave grounding, comfort, or nostalgia.

🪄 A San-Witch isn’t defined by sadness — it holds joy, absurdity, longing, or even quiet triumph. It’s a sensory echo, plated.

💫 A San-Witch is never one-size-fits-all. It’s like a personalized spell — each one is crafted from someone’s very own emotional pantry.

Key Ingredients might include:
• One soft slice of a warm memory
• A crunchy layer of humor or imagination
• A spread of emotional comfort (like cat cuddles, old pop songs, or garlic butter)
• Optional: pickled uncertainty, sunny eggs of hope, or bitters of ‘what-could’ve-been’



2. A metaphysical meal — the emotional energy absorbed while eating or imagining said sandwich. A fusion of taste and memory. Sometimes eaten in silence. Sometimes with a playlist. Always with a tender heart.
• “She didn’t cry. She made her San-Witch, took a bite, and the world softened.”

• “She bit into her San-Witch and let the melted cheese of yesterday blur the sharp edges of today.”

• “This isn’t just lunch. It’s a San-Witch.”
• “He doesn’t know he was the tomato in my last San-Witch.”
• “Grilled cheese? Nah. Grilled calm.”
• “This San-Witch is dedicated to Mr.WonderWall - The Intergalactic Vampire Wizard who ghosted me for 4-months. Tear-soaked sandwich for today.”
by Pomsphere June 28, 2025
mugGet the San-Witchmug.

Night Witch

The worst card in clash royale, despite its legendary rarity. It produces bats every few seconds, wich are pretty much useless. No one likes night witch.
“Night witch is good”

Oh yeah and the sky is green
by okcostello November 22, 2021
mugGet the Night Witchmug.

Etsy Witch

An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.
Bonnaroo was cancelled because we forgot to pay the Etsy witch 😓
by Issameee July 8, 2025
mugGet the Etsy Witchmug.

creep the witch

descretely creeping le witch during the mating hours of young cats. creeping the witch must be done only by hotties that like to suck long shlongs.
e'ry day at lunch, we creep the witch
by Jimmy99827 April 30, 2008
mugGet the creep the witchmug.

Fruity._.witch

By definition a gay ass black non binary witch 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ ⚧️🖕🏾
Yo I caught fruity._.witch listening to girl in red they are so gay.
by Ahhsbdbdbdn July 28, 2021
mugGet the Fruity._.witchmug.

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms
Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022
mugGet the witch of the woodmug.

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