cleric of power

A reverse term to describe anyone who has limited knowledge of the use of computers, and has an obsession with porn. Clumsy with a short term memory.

Heh. My friend's a cleric of power, as you would say.

by gentiew August 27, 2003

Jesus Powers

noun, at least I think so. could be a noun, could be an adjective, who gives a shit. parts of speech are lame anyway.

"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.

(During a late night online first-person shooter match)

Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"

Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."

(While attending a magic show)

"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."

Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."

by COD blows BFBC2 ROCKS September 11, 2011

power thugin

when you and your best friends mom are in kahoots about her daughters love life

me: ugghhh i hate john he better get his life together
bestfriends mom : soooo truuueee * high fives* we are totally power thugin
best friend : oh but i like him

by vb4lyfe June 6, 2015

Asian Powers

Asian Powers are one of the greatest civilizations ever to be known in asian history. The members are Jett (The Hitman) John (The Fellow Guard) Khanh (The Vietnamese Assasin) Preethu (The Brains) Jaspreet (The memer) Ronith (The Donut)

"How was the AP gang" (AP=Asian Powers)
"They were amazing today"

by AP-BYRON July 24, 2019

Power Yachting

The act of motor boating but with a vibrator in the motor boaters mouth.

Man did you hear those chicks power yachting each other last night?

by Boat Captians November 23, 2010

White Power

The best of all powers out there because it is white.

Person 1: Red power!
Person 2: Blue power!
Person 3: Green Power!
Person 4: White power!
Random black person: Bro that's fucking racist.

by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

The Power Strip

The Power Strip is a power strip covered in semen; it is in this condition because its "relieving to not have to clean up." unfortunately this usually also means that the wall/floor around The Power Strip is also covered...

Man 1: What is this....
Man 2: It's "The Power Strip"
Man 1: Why does this exist?
Man 2: I was too busy to grab a napkin, lets leave it at that.

by Jake m4n January 17, 2021