Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.
by Muhammad John October 12, 2017
Get the Lit the wick of warmug. When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock
by toribiorillo February 10, 2023
Get the John Wickedmug. To see you standing on one leg, drinking a glass of beer while reciting a Shakespearian sonnet, doesn't exactly Light my wick.
by Skumpy December 7, 2015
Get the Light my wickmug. a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together
"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"
by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024
Get the wicked yankmug. 
The action of a man making finger guns with both hands durring doggystyle; then inserting both pointer and index fingers the woman's vagina on both sides of his penis, followed by inserting both thumbs in her ass. Commonly done when the man wants to feel a tighter hole.
I fucked the shit out of Jessica last night, but she was pretty loose so I had to give her the ole John Wicking.
by The_Deacon June 29, 2024
Get the John Wickingmug. Butty with attitude - in Jamaica, a female "Tourist Official" asked, if I knew what "a wicked bumper" is: As I toll her I did not know, she explained that Jamaicans usually call a "butty with posture" , resp. "Butty with attitude" a
"Wicked bumper" - interesting: I did not know her expression, so far, nor did she know mine, and so we both agreed to use the other ones in the future...!
"Wicked bumper" - interesting: I did not know her expression, so far, nor did she know mine, and so we both agreed to use the other ones in the future...!
by barondebonne August 20, 2021
Get the Wicked bumpermug.