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eat watermelon behind the stairwell

When you get done having sex, you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, then eat it for a snack.
After we fucked she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
by killadeath333@gmail.com September 5, 2017
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why is watermelon sugar still trending

A phrase that I've read to many times.
"Why is watermelon sugar still trending?"
"Dunno , bro. Ask Harry, he won a Grammy for it"

"Why is wms still #1?"
"MAYBE CUZ YOU KEEP ASKING WHY "
by fruty May 11, 2021
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eat watermelon behind the stairwell

When you get done fucking a girl and you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, and then eat it.
I fucked Yolowa last night and she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell afterwards.
by Edgecs September 5, 2017
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i have been drinking watermelon

When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"
by Fuck 1223 dat bitch March 8, 2014
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gellin' like a felon eating watermelon

an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.
Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.
by burningking1472 April 7, 2011
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When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

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When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.
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Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
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