Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)
Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
Get the SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)mug. "We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018
Get the the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoomug. We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009
Get the The Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.mug. 1. a simp that donates all their money to an online woman and “protect her”
2. A white knight of the Ku Klu Klan is an rank if the KKK
2. A white knight of the Ku Klu Klan is an rank if the KKK
“i cant wait to spend half my money to (female streamer) and the other half buying (said female streamers merchandise)”
“i cant wait for the loyal white knights of the ku klu klan to come to town and get rid if these n**gers, sand n**gers, beaners (ps i can say beaner im mexican) and ch*ngs”
“i cant wait for the loyal white knights of the ku klu klan to come to town and get rid if these n**gers, sand n**gers, beaners (ps i can say beaner im mexican) and ch*ngs”
by Epicoozs November 25, 2022
Get the White knightmug. "She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013
Get the White trouser knightsmug. The most goated possible move in casual street rules chess, whereby a pawn instakills every single piece in its diagonal in both directions.
"Bro she played the knight's espionage - I was so cooked, there was no coming back from such an elite play."
by FreakyBoy25 May 5, 2025
Get the The Knight's Espionagemug. The final boss of Isolated Isles in Kirby & The Forgotten Land, absorbing Fecto Forgo/ID-F86 after Kirby defeats the Forgo controlled Leongar.
Morpho Knight is the penultimate boss of the Ultimate Colloseum Z.
He is known to cast judgement on important battles by spectating as an orange Butterfly before fighting the self proclaimed winner of the fight, which is always Kirby.
Notable mention, he appears in Kirby Star Allies, more specifically Guest Star ???? Star Allies Go! Where he also appears as the final boss.
Morpho Knight is the penultimate boss of the Ultimate Colloseum Z.
He is known to cast judgement on important battles by spectating as an orange Butterfly before fighting the self proclaimed winner of the fight, which is always Kirby.
Notable mention, he appears in Kirby Star Allies, more specifically Guest Star ???? Star Allies Go! Where he also appears as the final boss.
The Reborn Butterfly, Castor of Judgement, Fluttering Dream Eater, Knightly Butterfly, Dark-Winged Disaster, Fluttering Fiend, and objectively the coolest Knight, it's Morpho Knight!
by Jerry Berry the... Merry February 25, 2024
Get the Morpho Knightmug.