eddy spaghetti

someone who is not a baseball captain.

Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!

by shitatbaseball June 16, 2017

eddie

eddies are one of the most funniest dumbest and goofy people.They are very athletic especially in running they are goofy but will always have your back.They are also insecure and catch feeling very easily

look at that athlete
it must be an Eddie

by chizi_chem July 11, 2020

Eddy

A very shy person, both emo and pastel. Obsesses over many fandoms such as Hamilton and Panic! At The Disco. Afraid of: People, darkness and phone calls. An Eddy has a slight obsession with ice cream and apples.

“Hey Eddy, you wanna do something?”
“Not if it’s around people”

“Eddy, what dis you do this weekend?”
“Listened to Hamilton”

by IObsessOverSmallThing May 18, 2018

Eddie

big ass chicken

samantha: omgee that eddie cancelled on me last minute we were gonna have so much fun tonight
vanessa: damn what an eddie he is

by casteros August 13, 2021

eddie puss

Alternate phrase for "Mother Fucker", usually used as proper name.

"You dented my car? Thank you very much, eddie puss!"

"I tried to make it on time, but some eddie puss cut me off at the exit, and I had to drive the long way around.."

by Chetmo June 28, 2008

Eddie Van Halen

God.

As a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, I can confirm that Bradley Hall's "Van Halen in a Nutshell" video is accurate.

by 7568ino January 11, 2024

eddie g

A mans with big toasted brown hands and a 30 foot peni

I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know that shit was me because after I hit it she’ll b like

Oooohhh Eddie G

by Coldshaktitty December 6, 2017