"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."
"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."
by in_a_days May 29, 2009
Get the douche taxmug. Typically a person who blatantly lies about the fantasypersonnel on his team in some lame attempt to gain status and acceptance.
In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
In reality he is thought of as a fraud, liar, and general idiot.
Hey Joe, who are your running backs? "Adrian Peterson and Chris Johnson." Now you are thinking WTF? Hey Joe that's great pal, who are your receivers? "Andre Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald." Now you are thinking this guy is a liar. Finally, Hey Joe, who is your QB? "Drew Brees". Now you think...that's it, I'm done. This guy is a "Fantasy Douche."
by TexasHammer January 19, 2011
Get the Fantasy Douchemug. a filthy ignorant bag of douche, a person so stupid they don't even realize how much of a douche they really are. One who is gullible and will believe anything they are told just to be accepted. a complete idiot.
by Gigawatt June 24, 2008
Get the Sonic Douchemug. someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
Get the douche potatomug. the mark of a douche bag
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside
He is douche mark-ed all over the place
by genuine leather October 15, 2010
Get the douche markmug. 1) Gathering of douches in a secluded area.
2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.
2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.
1) "Look at that douchey douche-a-palooza of douches over there douching it up."
2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"
2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"
by Dziadosz April 2, 2008
Get the douche-a-paloozamug. by ToeKnee September 17, 2005
Get the douche tubemug.