Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.
Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!
by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.
The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
by A. Fakename October 27, 2009

No you're not
"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"
*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*
*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*
by William "beau" turner May 4, 2017

by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016

by nobody else here October 16, 2017

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
by You know what I mean January 5, 2021

A cult that typically centers around potato's, Cathulu, And King potato. This cult will usually have three main presidents and three vice presidents, (other jobs within the cult will differ.)
by Giraffe on a bench December 28, 2018
