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Sports potato

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.
Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!
by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013
mugGet the Sports potatomug.

Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
by A. Fakename October 27, 2009
mugGet the Potato Peltingmug.

Dumb Potato

"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"

*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*
by William "beau" turner May 4, 2017
mugGet the Dumb Potatomug.

perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.
oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$
by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016
mugGet the perfect potatomug.

ass potato

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.
you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!
by nobody else here October 16, 2017
mugGet the ass potatomug.

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨
by You know what I mean January 5, 2021
mugGet the Couch potatomug.

Potato club

A cult that typically centers around potato's, Cathulu, And King potato. This cult will usually have three main presidents and three vice presidents, (other jobs within the cult will differ.)
Want to join our "potato club"?
by Giraffe on a bench December 28, 2018
mugGet the Potato clubmug.

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