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the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".
Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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Weekend Banana

Oh hey babe, want some of my weekend banana?
by Fortnite_epicman October 28, 2019
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Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse
"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."
by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020
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Lone Banana

(noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.
He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.

Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.
by ChickenRice May 8, 2015
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banana jesus

the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.
damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!
by bananajesus2018 September 21, 2017
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banana skids

The crusty trail of bodily fluids left behind in male underwear post-coitus.
I've washed my favorite boxers ten times, and i just can't get rid of these banana skids
by romangeezer August 28, 2015
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desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
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