NEWTON TEXAS

small town in texas..downtown is one city block,a diner a dairy queen and one bar b q place for your dining pleasure. there is one grocery store and a dollar store for your shopping needs.

NEWTON TEXAS is much like Hazzard in the dukes of Hazzard

by lady L October 16, 2008

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Texas RedHot

When you eat a girl out who is on her Period.

The other night Shella was on her period so I went down town and had me a Texas Redhot

by ZBarry McKockinerL December 25, 2022

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Texas Rattlesnake

When you bash together 2 beers and then proceed to simultaneously drink both.

My guy was drunk last night, grabbed 2 Budweisers, and did a Texas Rattlesnake.

by Pops the Sailor June 18, 2017

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Texas sweep

The simultaneous shifting across two or more lines on a multi-lane road.

I merged onto the right of the highway and no one was around so I did a Texas sweep to the far left lane.

by TheCup December 22, 2018

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Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.

Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.

Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-

HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.

HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.

HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.

Example 2 actual experience-

Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?

Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.

by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022

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