by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023
Get the Asian Teen Cornmug. imagine being a teen
by TruckDestroyed March 30, 2022
Get the teenmug. noun /ˈaɪ.rə.ni ti n/
A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
A digitally native teenager or young adult (typically 16-23) whose online persona is built on performative irony, detached humor, and carefully curated "chaotic" behavior. Irony-teens communicate primarily through layered sarcasm, absurdist memes, and meta-commentary that signals cultural literacy while maintaining emotional distance. They often adopt exaggerated personas or "bit" accounts that blur the line between genuine expression and performance art.
Jake: bro why did you send that crying wojak meme in the main chat
Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when monday" one
Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit
Marcus: what happened?
Jake: look at this... screenshots "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"
Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean
Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme
Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"
Tyler: should I delete it?
Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour
Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a wojak just be sad without someone making it into performance art
Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
Tyler: it was funny lol, just the basic "me when monday" one
Jake: dude now all the irony-teens are quote tweeting it with their weird shit
Marcus: what happened?
Jake: look at this... screenshots "BESTIE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POST UNIRONICALLY 😭😭😭 the way this wojak is literally me but also sending me to another dimension... why is this the most devastating thing i've ever witnessed, i'm actually ascending"
Tyler: what the fuck does that even mean
Marcus: bro they talk like they're having a religious experience over a basic meme
Jake: and now there's like 50 replies all talking the same way... "this would kill a victorian child" "i'm literally perishing" "why is this so unserious"
Tyler: should I delete it?
Marcus: nah fuck it, let the irony-teens have their moment. they'll move on to something else in like an hour
Jake: it's just exhausting man, like can't a wojak just be sad without someone making it into performance art
Tyler: next time I'm just sending it in here lmao
by guy whos fed up July 22, 2025
Get the irony-teenmug. Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.
Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020
Get the Teen Programmermug. The phase teens go through when they are absolutely awful to be around. Eye-rolling, door-slamming, "I hate you," and "You're so stupid," are all symptoms of this untreatable disease.
Oh please, you're just going through your terrible teens. Years from now, after years of intensive therapy, you'll realize I was the best parent I could be.
by chateaudebelves September 20, 2016
Get the terrible teensmug. random girl with tgs: i like how she responds with a small ✨ slap ✨
chad: you have teen girl syndrome faggot
chad: you have teen girl syndrome faggot
by I Killed My Entire Family November 18, 2021
Get the Teen Girl Syndromemug. Dumpster teens/teenagers are teenagers who have been disowned or they have run from home (for any reason) and live on the streets. Usually they are known to be troublesome (stereotypically)
A dumpster teen / teenager means in speech:
“Why do those bunch of teenagers look like they’re homeless?”
“Ah, pretty sure that’s because they’re dumpster teens. Lots of trouble, those ones.”
OR in a non-speech text sentence:
The dumpster teenager groaned as she checked her phone, realising it was dead and that with her charger broken, gaining a new one would be close to impossible.
“Why do those bunch of teenagers look like they’re homeless?”
“Ah, pretty sure that’s because they’re dumpster teens. Lots of trouble, those ones.”
OR in a non-speech text sentence:
The dumpster teenager groaned as she checked her phone, realising it was dead and that with her charger broken, gaining a new one would be close to impossible.
by LightRem January 29, 2022
Get the Dumpster Teen / Teenagermug.