Taint Runner

A running back who can't find the hole, and continues to run into the backs of his linemen.

Ryan Grant experienced a drastic drop off in yardage and touchdowns shortly after becoming a taint runner.

by Letter 8 man October 25, 2009

Tainted Goods

A girl who on the face of things seems pretty damn fine, but inside she's got a seriously fucked up mind.

Guy: "Damn, you're freaking hot"

Girl: "Must be clean, I'm dirty, I keep scrubbing but it won't make me clean!"

Guy: "Right....(backs off slowly)"

Girl: "I need to be clean! I'm dirty, I really need to be clean!"

Guy (To his mates): "Yeah, she seemed fine on the surface, but she's really just tainted goods"

by Talking Hex July 21, 2009

Tainted Fudge

When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.

Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...

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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.

by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010

Taint-tooer

A tattoo artist who specializes in performing tattoos specifically on the taint

Sean: Hey Bill, I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my taint!
Bill: Really? If thats the case, I have the best taint-tooer in town, he will hook u up big time

by Reports Ordah January 13, 2011

Nacho Taint

Place between the base of your dick and your balls.

Your mom's bottom lip is always on my nacho taint.

by Girtmexico July 21, 2012

Taint Purse

N. 1. A purse or handbag made of extracted taints. 2. A disgusting partially practical thing 3. One who is hardly useful and disgusting.

Minnish loved his mullet, handle bar mustache and strawberry milk so he is a taint purse.

by akseerkris February 7, 2010

Taint Tickling

the act of tickling a females taint with your index and middle finger.

"yo i was taint tickling this bitch for 3 hours straight!!"

by mr. fetus December 19, 2008