twat goblin

Child

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.

by twatgoblin April 5, 2015

tooth-twat

Someone who has incredibly bad teeth, for example, them being crooked or most of them missing.

Person: Hillbillies are such tooth-twats.

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

Twat Factory

Someone of such twatitude that they may as well be producing twats from an assembly line.

John: Are you coming to Dave's tonight, kid?
Piers: Nah, lad, that's fella's a fuckin' twat factory

by TomRC March 13, 2012

Twat Rug

The female pubic hair

I love the softness of her twat rug

by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008

Cuntball Twat

1. Male version of cunt bitch
2. Lying douche-bag
3. Used to describe people named Chandler
4. Most satisfying if preceded by the word 'fucking'

"God he is such a fucking cuntball twat!"

"What a dumb fucking cuntball twat."

by Pippylongstocking01 January 8, 2012

twat tingle

A power women have to sense when a man is being found attractive by other women. This makes that man more attractive.

I wear a wedding ring because it gives women the twat tingle

by superdaveosborne July 4, 2010

pumpkin twat

A vagina that looks like the meeting curves on a pumpkin. usually seen on sluts and trannies.

Britney Spears has a nasty pumpkin twat

by Alexis B December 25, 2008