toster

A toster the all mighty god that can burn bread and make toster strudels

Guy1: what is a toster
Guy2: is an all mighty apache helicopter
Guy1: oh wow

by I sexually identify with apach May 8, 2018

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

by El coyote September 7, 2019

Toshi

Toshi is cherishing but once you mess up with toshi , you will run for your life . Help maintaining toshi's peace of mind and toshi give you all the happiness. Toshi is always confusing about career and decision making.Initially Toshi is not sure whether to go on with a decision or not , but once decided , nobody can stop toshi from doing something of what Toshi has decided.Toshi is lazy and not really determined about decisions . Toshi doesn't like to be told what to do and loves to do what toshi's heart wants. Toshi loves passionately but can be stiff at times but once you win Toshi's heart , Toshi will fight for you against anyone.Toshi doesn't think about the future much because Toshi is chill kind of person.Toshi is tough , strong but faces some health issues every now and then. To summarize , Toshi is loving - sometimes massively stiff , cherishing , never backing out of a fight , lazy but hard working , over thinking but smart person

That is my ladoo , toshi

by Optimus May November 23, 2021

Dwarf Tossing Nigga

The tossing of a dwarf or dwarf like species done by an Afro-American Man/Women

Person 1: wow Jerome your really skilled in throwing dwarfs

Person 2:Thank you, i am a skilled dwarf tossing nigga

by Jerome mcgroover March 27, 2012

nippy nut toss

the act of an orgy consisting of men tea bagging in the snow

man i've been to 5 nippy nut tosses this winter

by cVallDay October 17, 2008

australian ring toss

When a woman becomes airborne during sex.

I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.

by gerthanthaclops December 25, 2009

A-swag-tosis

A-swag-tosis: When your swag level goes so high it starts breaking down the alleles in your DNA. Similar to "apoptosis," but involving swag.

Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your son has A-swag-tosis. He's too hip to live.

Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?

Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.

by @Brazen_Faith July 6, 2011