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toaster streudle

a sexual technique between a guy and a girl that involves a guy pulling his dick out the girl right before he is about to jizz, then jizzing all over her chest and stomach area, making a zig zag like pattern that reflects a patern made on toaster streudles.
Dave did a toaster streudle on his bitch because she likes hot cum all over her.

(Verb) He toaster streudled that hoe.
by FunkMasterFlex447 May 26, 2009
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Toaster Scrambler

A Toaster Scrambler is a room full of hot sweaty men either naked or partially clothed and derives from the Pillsbury treat Toaster Scramblers. The scene gets it name from the tasty treat due to the Pillsbury item involving a large amount of usually meaty items packed into a hot steamy, doughy, and toasted environment. A toaster scrambler is in no way, shape or form gay although there appear to be many homoerotic undertones accompanying it in the varying cultures where these scenes of sweat, stench, and abundant man meat appear.
Leah: You will never believe what I walked into at the YMCA tonight.
Steve: What happened?
Leah: I took a right when I was supposed to take a left and I walked right into a toaster scrambler that looked like it dated back at least to the 1940's.
by Let'sGetTropical July 27, 2013
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Toast Chee

describing something that is fire or lit. Meaning that it is cool or awesome.
Person 1: “I am going to California this week!”
Person 2: “Dude, that’s like toast chee!”
by Ulysses S. Taint November 8, 2021
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moist toast

it is when you ejaculate on to your partner"s chest and begin to rub it in with your penis such as spreading butter on toast
i totally gave my girlfriend a moist toast last night!!:)
by VillanKid November 7, 2010
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Texas toast

When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole
Chet: Me and melissa did the texas toast last night it was grimy af
by Weenus penis September 24, 2018
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Sense-of-toast

"A sense of toast.."

1.Instinct,Impulse,Gut-feeling.

2.An understanding of logic or a logical understanding of knowledge/ the universe.
1."I got a sense-of-toast on this.."
(I have a feeling about this..)

2."That guy has a keen sense-of-toast with computers.."
(That guy has a deep / strong understanding of computers..)

3."To have a sense of toast."
(To be technically minded.)
by sMiLeY February 5, 2005
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Sloppy Texas Toast

A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.
Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!
by Ginger Cat Attack September 25, 2019
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