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pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
mugGet the pooping in the woodsmug.

bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner

the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate

if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
mugGet the bullers woodmug.

solid wood

by NOAB June 30, 2022
mugGet the solid woodmug.

Baylee Wood

Hes a fat mother fucker,that is gay,and has a crush on Ms.Welch.Ms.Welch is a teacher,and Baylee is only 13.He loves sucking his pe-pe.
by @abruptcheetah February 25, 2020
mugGet the Baylee Woodmug.

Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".
Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.
by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023
mugGet the Possum in the woodsmug.

woods sucker

The act of having homosexual intercourse in the woods and sucking on the male reproductive organ
Liam: Wanna do the woods sucker tonight

Alex: Yeah I'm real down, no homo tho
by silly swan69 November 29, 2021
mugGet the woods suckermug.

wood weaver

A slang term used to described someone who is insessently annoying, and weaves tales of their own self worth in their conversations, and or homosexual (weave men's wood)
Stop dicking around you wood weaver!

guy:Oh i am so cool, I was out fucking some honeys earlier tonite, and all you were doing was playin video games, I was cruisen with my boys you fucking wood weaver.
by creator of words March 8, 2008
mugGet the wood weavermug.

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