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Window Ears

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.
"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"

"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
by The Pan April 27, 2010
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texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.
Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014
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Crack Window

The missing Lateral Incisor tooth or Canine tooth (or both) found on most girls in their late twenties to early thirties who have partied WAY too much in their time.

While missing front teeth will usually be repaired or replaced, the teeth on the sides are often sacrificed at the expense of saving some good partying money.
"Yo, that girl at the end of the bar is pretty tight, yo."

"Yo, she got's da Crack Window action too. You can probably score some snow after you hit it, yo."
by I R Bin February 22, 2010
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Windows Activation

The way Microsoft annoys you with a pop-up every 1 hour if you dont have wi-fi to activate Windows (why tf do you need to activate Windows anyways, isnt buying ur license enough proof?)
Damn! I can´t use Windows 7 anymore because I don´t have Wi-Fi to activate it with Windows Activation
by Dieguito0512 September 7, 2020
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Windows 98

A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.
Doug, I'm not going to just sit here while you Windows 98 your way through the presentation.
by Tender Vittles9 April 20, 2020
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window tinter

A sick twisted minded individual guaranteed to take you to the dark side.
by Dr.Tint April 5, 2021
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Window Bukkake

When someone masterbates looking out their window and cums on the window
I saw Justin experimenting with window Bukkake earlier today.
by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016
mugGet the Window Bukkakemug.

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