Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018
Get the vegan wet willymug. by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 26, 2022
Get the vegan deceleration daymug. by axila February 20, 2009
Get the vegan anamug. Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier version of a pimp slap, although the motion is still the same. It is delivered using a backhand motion at a straight 90 degree angle, though the hand kind of drifts up in the beginning to appear more unassuming. Unlike with a pimp slap, a vegan slap may hit any part of the body of the target, and the slapper need not hit the slappee with his/her hand. S/he may use a vegetable instead, i.e. a head of broccoli. Or a piece of rolled up paper will do.
It is called a vegan slap for two reasons:
1) If you hit a poor vegan too hard, s/he might collapse. Not enough iron.
2) You're probably jealous of that person's strength and discipline in following their morals (and dietary habits that aren't easy) - especially if s/he is very humble about it. Take that, you meat-eaters.
The motion seems graceful and casual, but it is more effective if you add force at the very end, to make the nice SMACKing sound accompany the blow.
It is called a vegan slap for two reasons:
1) If you hit a poor vegan too hard, s/he might collapse. Not enough iron.
2) You're probably jealous of that person's strength and discipline in following their morals (and dietary habits that aren't easy) - especially if s/he is very humble about it. Take that, you meat-eaters.
The motion seems graceful and casual, but it is more effective if you add force at the very end, to make the nice SMACKing sound accompany the blow.
Boss *vegan SLAPS!* vegan employee with a report.
Employee: *flinches* What'd I ever do to you?
Boss: No, it's what HAVEN'T you done for me lately, you dirty vegan.
Employee: *flinches* What'd I ever do to you?
Boss: No, it's what HAVEN'T you done for me lately, you dirty vegan.
by dirtygardenvegan January 25, 2009
Get the vegan slapmug. A dinner meal in which a vegan is turned over and then commence with eating himself or herself out as the main course. Often served with a tossed salad on the side.
by whoopdeswoop May 2, 2009
Get the Vegan Turnovermug. That smug fuck came over last year and wouldn't touch any food, so i made a vegan fly trap just for him.
by kflash April 4, 2015
Get the Vegan Fly Trapmug. A gathering of exclusively trans men, specifically one where cis women were expected, but did not appear. So named because of the stereotypical fondness of the LGBTQIA folk for vegan and other "alternative" diets. Also a playful reference to genitalia.
Skye and Andi's party was supposed to have womyn on the invite list, but only their other trans men friends showed up. What a vegan sausage party! At least there was plenty of kombucha for everyone.
by RSten February 5, 2017
Get the vegan sausage partymug.