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Flying Squirrel

When your left testicle is stuck to the inside of your left inner thigh and your right testicle is stuck to the inside of your right inner thigh. As a result your testicles resembles the image of a flying squirrel's arms spread far apart with your scrotum and its skin being the skin on the flying squirrel's arms that droops down.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.
Person 1: Wow we've been sitting on this bus for 8 hours.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.

Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.
by yallreadyknowduke April 6, 2015
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transgender squirrel

THIS IS A 2 DEFINITION WORD

1.) Your a ugly ass gross ass lookin bitch

2.)I love you
Example for definition 1.)Shut the fuck up you transgender squirrel lookin ass bitch

Example for definition 2.)AWE your my favorite lil transgender squirrel
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Flaming Squirrel

1.) A mass of feces, alcohol (typically Jack Daniels) and Creole food, or any extremely spicy ethnic food, that expels from the anus typically between the hours of 6am to 8am.

Flaming Squirrels give the excruciating sensation of a live animal with sharp teeth and claws that has been set aflame and wants out of your asshole... now.

The Flaming Squirrel is always followed by hours of headache, stomach pains and extremely sore, burning and tender butthole.

2.) A small fuzzy mammal that has been set on fire.
1.) "We went to that Creole place last night, ate the gumbo and got hammered on Jack and Cokes. When I got up this morning, I shit a Flaming Squirrel."

2.) "This Flaming Squirrel shot out of my ass this morning. I had to moisten the toilet paper to put out the fire."

3.) "I took a Flaming Squirrel before work. My stomach aches, my head is banging and it feels like my leather doughnut has been dipped in battery acid."
by Apecreature March 11, 2011
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barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts
Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel
by chadlamo January 29, 2012
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Squirrel Fiddler

Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover.
Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."
by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006
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squirrel tapped

The art of smacking someone in the testicles.
If you don't shut up, you're going to get squirrel tapped!
by silverton December 11, 2007
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Gangster Squirrel

A black squirrel. Generally larger than your average red squirrel. They look at you with their mean little beady eyes and laugh at your dogs as they tease them.

It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.
John: Was that a dog that just bounded across the street?
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.

My dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He ran towards it, barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.
by theotherwhitemeat August 5, 2009
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