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SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
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the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".
"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
by Indrick Boreale May 18, 2018
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We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009
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LA Knight

Yeah! From LA Knight
by SquintIDP November 7, 2023
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To Black Knight

When you lose, nay, you get your ass handed to you in an online quarrel, and you refuse to let your better have the last word.
Jordan kicked Roland ass in a comment thread duel, but Roland Black Knighted Jordan because he couldn’t stop typing out his shitty points.

Roland Black Knighted Jordan.

Jordan says, “The Black Knight won” by concession to Roland’s comment cardio.
Roland lost the online disagreement, but kept going on to Black Knight Jordan.

Roland won by Black Knight
by IdahoJockDoc November 24, 2019
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White knight

A misogynist who treats women like weak damsels in distress, and takes it upon himself to "rescue" them to boost his own status.
Don't be a white knight.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
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Tricka-Knight

A Tricka-Knight is a straight man who does gay porn as a top and says he's not gay becuase he's only doing it for money.
Oh my gosh your thinking of being a Tricka-Knight just to get money for Christmas?
by Thotking(2) December 21, 2016
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