The dick of life 

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

The dick of life by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021

stressin' the dingle 

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

stressin' the dingle by Bearded March 6, 2008

Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.

Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW

Jessie the Dog by Epigiggity August 15, 2011

Reinventing the Dildo 

1: Calling a preexisting sexual position/sexual act by a nonconventional name.

2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.

Ex. 1:

Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!

Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.

Ex. 2:

Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??

Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.

Reinventing the Dildo by Happenstances August 26, 2012

Chasing the dragon or chasing dragons 

The term "chasing the dragon" or "chasing dragons" refers to a situation where someone is repeating a theme or pattern in life hoping to find the same results experienced a prior time. An experience of significant impact is the catalyst associated with good times, improvements, enhancements, happiness, pleasures, dreams coming true, etc. One is said to be chasing dragons when they seek to repeat this pattern hoping for the same results experienced the first time.

He has been chasing the dragon or chasing dragons looking for another high school sweetheart ever since they broke up.

That band has been chasing the dragon since their first single looking for another hit.

Chasing the dragon or chasing dragons by TrinityAuthor October 3, 2020

Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance... 

A optimal state of mind and being - similar use to "in the zone", "cold-chillin" or "it's all good."

1. "Sup dawg?"
"Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance..."

2. Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance
Gary Potter: to his caddy Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow. Working, working.

Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance... by Jeanyis June 10, 2008

whatchu know bout rollin down in the deep 

whatchu bout rollin down in the deep?

annoying tiktok bullshit. - Also new rickroll

PS-Will never beat orginal rickroll

whatchu know bout rollin down in the deep

whatchu know bout rollin down in the deep by rat1231 May 26, 2021