Ripping Dicks

The action of bringing the male sex organ to climax at a rapid rate of speed.

Dude, I bet your sister is good at ripping dicks.

by *dirtydeeds* May 4, 2015

ripped open

(v.) When a man shoves his penis into a woman's ass so much as to make her bleed profusely and lose control of bowel movement.

I saw wubag's panties today - with those stains she must have gotten ripped open last night.

by crippled_death May 8, 2005

Ripped

The act of getting your tongue ripped repeatedly (twice) by the same creepy guy on the water polo team, who sucks on your tongue so hard that it feels as though the inside out your mouth has been sodomized.

"Hey man have you seen theresa's tongue?"

"Yea, it looks like her tongued was slaughtered"

"No dude, it was just ripped by the ripper"

by El Rippere November 21, 2011

ripping buns

1. farting

Ripping buns: I just ripped some serious buns. You probably want to leave the room.

by yumbleboo June 16, 2011

Ripping puss

Queef.
The equivalent of Ripping Ass.
A fart from the vagina.

Man, I queefed so much last night, I couldn't stop ripping puss

by Spobret March 28, 2021

lucas rip

When you’re masturbating vigorously and you accidentally grab a handful of cubes and rip them off while goin back up the shaft

“ Hey I want to try something freaky tonight any ideas “ yeah try the Lucas rip

by KidLuvKake June 3, 2018

rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013