secondhand grocery shopping

Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.

Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.

Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.

Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.

Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!

by ELRAYDENADA April 26, 2009

swapping mock spit

The act of swapping "std's" with someone while you kiss or makeout.

I saw Joey swapping mock spits with Jane on Tuesday.

by Jamie Whit May 1, 2008

Shopping cart

1. The giant basket on wheels that your mother pushes around the food that she had better be cooking later that nght.

Chuck: My wife just went to the store, apparently she filled her shopping cart.

Mark: Damn man you are going to be eating a lot tonight.

Chuck: Damn right I am, I will maker her cook it all.

by buddhaman11 January 10, 2011

Window Shopping

When you are experiencing a window to take a shit and need to find a place to do it.

I have to shit so badly but i don't think I can do it without stinking up the workplace. I need to do a little window shopping to find the right place to drop a load.

by OciferSven January 11, 2015

OSX-shopping

When you are browsing online stores using Apple's OSX, but not buying anything. In contrast to in the real world or when using a PC you (most likely) are window-shopping.

Are you going to buy anything?

No I'm just OSX-shopping.

by MoFo2 April 2, 2007

scooping

When you do a drug and you feel like it scooped a part of your brain out, like ice cream but with brain cells.

i scooped so hard last night, I saw God

yo, we scooping tonight?

by MRSdirt June 12, 2011

FB Shopping

The act of one (usually female) hunting for prospective suiters via FB or Facebook.

"It's 3 AM and Jana is still up FB Shopping."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007