Shmelly Shmirk

The mischievous and giddy smirk (smile) one possesses after blasting a fierce, but silent, ass cloud of fart. Happy and riddled with the pleasure of knowing their shit crystals will soon latch onto the fines hairs inside their victims noses.

Larry stood patiently amongst his peers, gazing around with a Shmelly Shmirk waiting for the sour faces of whom just inhaled his ass air freshly squeaked from his turd cutter.

by Wordwhacker907 July 19, 2020

Smell the smell

When you wake up and final realise what the smell is , or you live in a submarine and cannot smell the smell .

I cannot smell the smell anymore....

by Guaam March 15, 2021

Vac smell

That smell during or after vacuuming.

Guy 1: Did you just vacuum?

Guy 2: Yeah, I got some bad vac smell.

Guy 1: I can tell.

by SuperBro October 19, 2013

U smell like penises

Used to insult someone who smells horrible

Hey hobo u smell like penises

by Epictailz February 19, 2017

Nenad smell

To forget to check if the mute button actually mutes the speaker. Then proceed to say 'BOOM' while thinking the microphone is muted, when in-fact, its not during a business call.

Try not to do a Nenad smell

by Ljimn January 25, 2018

I smell fish

When President Biden makes a decision that appears to reflect that he is on Communist Chinas government payroll.

I just read an article where president Biden green lighted moving the Chevrolet plant from Lansing to Beijing and I smell fish.

by Vicbulge December 22, 2020

hair gel combo smell

Someone who wears an assortment of hair products and therefore has a unique scent, replacing the need for, or overcoming that of, a worn fragrance.

Was the fake tan and hair gel combo smell unbearable? Nope! That's just "The Situation".

by fuckjerseyshore1212 October 17, 2011