steakeitis

A medical condition brought on by a lack of chewing ones food, especially meats. Symptoms include coughing, incessant throat clearing, watering eyes and a loss of appetite. While there is currently no cure for steakeitis preventive measures can be taken such as blending, mashing, soaking or simply chewing your food.

Hey guy, is that dude choking to death on his turkey dinner?

No guy, he just has steakeitis.

by Captain awesomeballs December 7, 2018

Steak Fucker

Someone who literally fucks steak.

Used as a form of masturbation.

Someone cuts a hole in a steak and proceeds to insert their genitalia.

“Hey, you look like a steak fucker...”

“My Dad is a steak fucker...”

by NotRebecca December 26, 2018

Steakhouse meatball sub

The undercover name for a type of espionage mission. It involves slipping into the oposition's forces while remaining unnoticed, double agent style. This name is due to how meatballs slipped into steakhouses, a place where they don't belong.

OK man, so we're gonna pull a steakhouse meatball sub next mafia game.

by OneTwoSeventeen May 10, 2019

steakatarian

The opposite of a vegetarian, one who eats only steak.

John is a god damn steakatarian

by #s r = 2 letters April 18, 2019

Streak Breaker

Sometimes you gotta break the dry streak. Take one girl down for the team and the pussy damn breaks open. Dry streak over. Streak Breaker.

Dude. I haven’t fucked in 6 weeks. Don’t judge me on this broad. I need a Streak Breaker.

by Mrrrk July 21, 2019

steakholder

A designated person at a betting-meet who retains and cares for one or more juicy sirloins that have been put up as the winner's prize.

For a long-term meat-based wager where any butchered beef might go stale if stored till the end of the betting-period, a steakholder could also mean someone who cares for one or more head of live cattle that's being offered as the prize at said later time.

by QuacksO February 2, 2020

Steak

Meat. Fucking Meat. The Fucking Meat. The Best Fucking Meat. The Best Fucking Meat Ever. I love Steak. The last steak you ate was probably a cow's ass that had been burned. Steak is better than all of that cock a doodle shit. Who the fuck eats chicken? Bacon is ok, but burnt pig is not as good as burnt utter, I mean cow. Don't even get me started on fish. It smells like my grandma's ass after taking a shit. Bugs. Fuck bugs. People who eat bugs are Karens. They taste like shit because... well... they are. Steak may also be defined as... Nevermind. I don't know what to say so... Fuck. Shit. Karen. Cheese. Dick-Doodle. Cock-doodle minus the doodle.

I like having Steak... *licks lips*

by Mr. Not Gay Man March 3, 2020