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storm souljah

Storm Souljah

One who fights life's battles. Who marches head on into the storms of life as they struggle through doubts, confusion and passions of low desires; not only conquering the evils of their own souls, but they continue to maintain honour, integrity and hope and in the midst of his/her own storms; reaches down to uplift other souls in need; with love, understanding and compassion.

Storm Souljah's is a high powered, uplifting non-profit organisation created by a twin flame couple. Their mission is to aid souls in need. They live by the motto: "Why weather the storm, when you can dance in the rain".

By RoxyG & CliftonS 11:11 ~ 31 OCTOBER 2017
A Storm Souljah weathers their storm by dancing in the rain!.
by Twin Flames ~ RG & CWS October 31, 2017
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severe whorunder storm

Is when a whorenado is downgraded or weakens. This could be caused by a member of the whorenado being kicked out of the bar or Ubers home early, due to already being shithoused at 7 pm. Also a severe whorunder storm is present usually several minutes before a whorenado actually forms. Normally possessing the characteristics of; “loud talking”, extreme, sporadic, high pitched laughter and also intermittent “woo” calls. See woo girl. These things will happen more frequently and will intensify greatly, and within moments, evolving into a full fledged whorenado.
Oh fuck, here we go! Looks like that severe whorunder storm is gaining strength by the second! We’re definitely gettin some tang tonight!

Kevin said there’s a severe whorunder storm by the bar. We need to holla at them before it gains whorenado status.

I had to get the wife and kids the fuck outta Applebee’s! There was a severe whorunder storm at the bar steadily gettin worse!!
by Jmbc17 November 9, 2017
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girth storm

A very inflated Penis.
wow hes got a girth storm in his pants!
by Gball boys November 9, 2017
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storm the trenches

Another, more colourful term for sex. The act of thrusting the penis into the vagina; The penis representing the soldier, the vagina representing the trenches.
Last night i got to storm the trenches on my wife.
by Somebodyspankme December 11, 2017
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media storm

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.
I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.
by QuacksO March 2, 2018
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Storm Kaplan

A guys whos trash at 2k with shitty shoes and no basketball skill
by Kenny845 March 15, 2017
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semen storm

A rainstorm but instead of rain it is semen.
Alyssa wants a semen storm. She's a fucking horny ass girl
by Purple8InchCock88812 January 12, 2017
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