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Steven

An abusive, manipulative asshole. He always plays the vicitim, and manipulates people into believing his "innocence". Generally a liar, a cheater, and likes to beat women and stalk them. This type of Steven is accompanied by the last name of Henderson.
what happened to your face?

O, I just got attacked by a Steven.
by fuckurmom April 19, 2009
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Steven

Usually a terrible father but makes beautiful children. Big heart-breaker. Sleeps around with everyone in town. Tells alot of lies. Has extensive criminal history. Refuses to support his ten children.
"Don't ever date a Steven"

"Man I am glad my name is not Steven"
by NerminWerp September 22, 2011
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STEVEN

Steven is often a guy that will cheat on you. When you first meet him you will think is charming but you get to know him he’s a jerk and you never want to see him again.
“Steven is such a douche
by Lauren green April 23, 2018
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steeve

to prize one's legs.
"dude u seriously gotta stop moisterising your legs or ima have to call you steve."
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Steven

A "Steven" occurs when an individual becomes overly frustrated over a certain situation, in particular pertaining to relationship issues, and throws his/her cellular device into a nearby edifice, thus resulting in the device's disintegration. Failure to completely disintegrate the device, or if the relationship's problem is resolved prior to the impact (either mid-flight or leaving the limb used to propel the device), the is null and voided for a minimum of fifteen years, depending on factors like race, gender, or marital status.
"My gf was totally making out with this other guy when I walked in that party last night, and I got so angry I pulled my BB pearl out of my pocket and stevened it."

B: Wow, look at all these little plastic peices by the wall there, what happened?
G: This looks like a camera component, and here's a broken memory card!
B: Is this a shattered cell phone? I couldn't even tell what it was until I looked at up close-this is really bad.
G: I've seen this before-someone probably stevened it.
B: Oh thats right! It was probably Mike, his dorm is right there and his gf dumped him last night.
by Daniel Braga & Steven Gallo January 14, 2008
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Steven The Gorilla

A black endangered Gorilla who lives in the Baltimore Zoo.
Little girl: Mommy can I touch Steven the gorilla?

Mother: Hell naw, you might get aids or something

Little girl: OK mommy ( walks away)
by Mark7890 June 11, 2006
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Stevenism

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.
Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.
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