NOT Spider-Man

Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.

by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025

Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”

“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”

by Red Raw October 5, 2025

oregon spider man

when a man ejaculates into a women’s asshole and then she gets into missionary and squirts it out like spider man onto your face

did she oregon spider man you last night?

by schmidley December 19, 2025

Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man

Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.

by Houdini into the Spider-Man July 20, 2024

SpiderFarm!

This is maybe one of my best friends this guy this Guy here!lol
Matthew Wood or Woody whatever lol
you can find Woody in the Stockton Riverside College and you guessed it so do i Mr James "Mr X" Smith Ex Class mate and Fuckass Stephen Palgrave, Kurt lol, Squidget the small guy with a squint lol and Mr Nelson!
0(- L *)0 lol

Whatever lol

by James "Mr X" Smith January 17, 2004

snidrman

a guy who like the words what, skeet, ok, ya, and badonkadonk

A white boy.

Sniderman likes the words what, skeet, ok, ya, and badonkadonk

by Sniderman March 23, 2004

Spermanent

When one's actions lead to a permanent, unpleasant, stain.

OH CRAP! THAT STAIN IS GOING TO BE SPERMANENT!

by air4ever January 3, 2011