Spicy ranch taco

When you take a dump in a Mexican chicks pussy in order to get a gay guy to fuck her.

Juan, I am so proud of you for taking on that spicy ranch taco challenge.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Spicy Taint Musk

When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.

She didn't care for the spicy taint musk brooohhh. Ya should of seen that pucker.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Spicy Cheeto poop

When you eat hot Cheetos and it inflamitates your butthole while you mudd butt. Its like a volcano exploding out of your anus.

"I just ate a whole bag of cheddar jalapeno cheetos and i took a spicy cheeto poop"
"woah that happened to me this morning! it feels so good and it gives me an orgasm"

by threechinksinapod January 21, 2018

Spicy Mayan Chocolate

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as lubricant.

Jim: Hey I have some Tabasco, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Suzy: Well I'm thinking we should do the Spicy Mayan Chocolate for our anniversary.

by Dj Wonderbread February 20, 2011

Spicy Brown Mustard

Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.

"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."

by Vicorin July 3, 2006

spicy longshanks

Spicy Longshanks is the ultimate pwnage pirate. Sailing the mb's at GameFAQs, he is usually found on the punk and social boards. If you see him give him money.

Hey girl, I heard that Spicy Longshanks was a hot sonbeech

by Justin February 28, 2004

spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job

My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.

by crimlaw September 22, 2016