sofa growth

Some one who is too lazy to get off the sofa. Much like the mattress growth

The sofa growth decided to get up and move today.

by jaloolie August 31, 2010

sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato

My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth

by Junebuggie February 27, 2011

sofa injunction

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".

Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.

by dontknockit September 27, 2011

sofaternity

A diverse group of females and males dedicated to enjoying television, radio, the Internet, or any other media or media companies, etc., from the comfort of their sofas. As with sororities or fraternities, their particular dedication is defined by the Greek letters relative to their interest (without using letters of established fraternities or sororities).

Sigma Pi Nu The sofaternity that enjoys watching "Supernatural". The show "Supernatural" often is abbreviated as "SPN", or Sigma Pi Nu.

Nu Iota Sigma The sofaternity that enjoys watching "NCIS" (there is not an exact translation of "C" in Greek". Also, "NCIS" used to be knows at NIS.

For "NCIS:LA" fans, the sofaternity offers NLA. None of the above show up in Internet searches as established Greek societies.

There are some letters that have been moved into the mix from the Phoenicians, generally used by mathematicians, such as Vega. Therefore, the sofaternity uses Tau Vega Sigma for fans of "The Vampire Diaries".

by Morgana Le Fey August 22, 2011

sofele

a person that is very tough and full of pride. Not afraid to back out of fights and usually wins. people like these have big fat noses and lips and love to punch and swear.

"oh look at that guy, he's such a sofele!"
"don't mess with him, he's a sofele bro!"

by watta gun August 26, 2011

sofa gob

Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.

"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.

"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"

"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"

by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011

Sofeey

Usually pretty awesome, doesn't care what people think about her.

Has crazy coloured hair, pierced, tattoo'd and has a cool fashion sense. Can be found dancing around and having fun.

Pretty, cute, fun, beautiful, awesome, cool, crazy and everyone loves her.

Guy 1- see that cute girl over there
Guy 2- the one with the funky hair
Guy 1- yeah she's so awesome
Guy 2- she's a Sofeey

Hair tattoos piercings awesome cute

by poppyrose December 9, 2012