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sneaky hat

The sneaky hat, also known just as sneaky hat, is a hat that one uses to cover one's private parts shortly after getting naked. It is most commonly done in order to get a photo in front of the mirror for facebook, with the main incentive for this activity being 'the lols'. The majority of sneaky hat photos feature white, drunk men, however there are some sneaky hat photos featuring attractive specimens of the opposite sex.

After starting on the 16th november 2011 it shortly became an internet phenomenon, prompting many lols from fellow nerds on the internet.
*posts pic of sneaky hat on Facebook's sneaky hat page*
user 1: lol
user 2: wtf?
user 3: HAHAHAHAHHAHA SLUT
sneaky hat by vortexsss November 17, 2011
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sneak attack dirty sanchez 

it is when you and your partner are having anal sex, when upon climaxing, your partner sticks his finger in his own ass and wipes it on your upper lip while your climaxing, therefore "sneaky".
"Oh Bob"

"Oh shit"

Sneaky fart 

A fart that sneaks up and surprises you and you know you farted but the smell is unrecognizable to you.

"wow! that was one sneaky fart... i don't remember eating raw sewage."
Sneaky fart by Drew N Chris January 10, 2008

sneaky bear 

one who is a truly sneaky person, witty, or random, but it works for them.
Wow, Sara you little sneaky bear, you.
sneaky bear by carcarzz April 23, 2008

sneak freak 

The act of freak dancing directly behind, at, or with somebody without their knowledge
you may be able to break dance like a mofo,
But I can sneak freak with the best of them.

Sneaky Turkey

A Sneaky Turkey occurs when one is at a Renaissance Fair (or any other venue that sells turkey legs) and the man inserts the turkey leg into the girl's vagina....Anal insertion may be performed as well, however, this designates the 'smokey turkey' due to discoloration. Both sexual acts end with the unlucky girl being force to exclaim 'gobble gobble'.
After giving this chick a sneaky turkey her vag smelled like Thanksgiving.
Sneaky Turkey by TC/JK June 9, 2009

sneaky tinkle 

During a late night urge to urinate, you are unable to muster up enough energy to go to the toilet, and seeing that your partner is conveniently positioned, decide to fill her up for some satisfactory release.
"I really needed a piss last night, but luckily I was able to take a sneaky tinkle in Sandy's bucket"
sneaky tinkle by Willson May 15, 2008