not a sausage

Colloquialism: "nothing at all".

Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.

"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."

by Dennis The Tiger January 31, 2005

sausage jockey

a person of either gender who likes a lotta dick.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

sausage fest

unfortunately, most of my friday and saturday nights

consisting of a bunch of guys hanging out with no females in sight for miles

Me: hey hannah wanna come over and chill with me and my boys
Hannah: nahh i cant im busy tonite
Me: FUCK another sausage fest

by shmools May 28, 2007

flying sausage

When a man jumps spread-eagle into the open legs of his mate, trying to get his penis into her vagina.

man, i pulled a flying sausage on my wife, but i missed and smashed the fuck out of my face.

by marc and alex April 5, 2007

Sausage egg and cheese

When a man wraps his penis (sausage) with a piece of american cheese (. . . well cheese I guess) and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female (egg)

ex. Dude I so totally gave that girl a sausage egg and cheese last night.

by padiddly diddly September 16, 2009

Furry sausage wallet

Something that this kid in my class keeps laughing at

Hahaha lol XD furry sausage wallet

by Sjjsxjsjncjdndc May 23, 2019

Sausage

A person with little relevance who often acts up and elevates their own status much higher than it ever will be. This person often considers themselves a bit of a god when in fact they are actually, a sausage!

You mate, are a right sausage

by maltavee April 17, 2015