by LittleShit420 May 27, 2022
Get the school mug.A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
Get the School mug.School is usually a big building where kids go to learn from a teacher they have different subject like math Science gym and much more they usually have two breaks to eat recess and lunch School is five days a week Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday and then they have A two day break Saturday and Sunday School can be difficult like having to take a test/exam School isn’t just for kids you need to go to school for a lot of jobs because they need you to know everything about that job
by Pessy.11 April 6, 2022
Get the School mug.A place where you have a contest of holding your pee and a pure torture chamber of boredness to the point where you just don't care about anything and leaving school gives you the feeling of awsomeness and a place to hyptonize your parents to think that school is a good place and videogames cause violence and makes you very sad also student debt sucks and high school is just pure pain and finally where you have a intense contest of how insane you can go from school
Mom IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL You In Your Mind welp here goes another 7 hours of my life wasted in pure pain and a contest for insane things to get absolutely no prize at all MOM: GET HERE NOW YOUNG MAN You: OH NO NONONONONONONO
by a name that is totally not tok November 30, 2020
Get the School mug.The reason why we can't live by the saying...."live your life to the fullest" and the other saying "live like there's no tomorrow"
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