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jockholm syndrome

Feelings of trust or affection felt in cases of a nation being held under the thumb, of being continually told that you are ... "too wee, too poor, too stupid" to govern yourself by your larger neighbour for over three hundred years. The result of three hundred years of being under the thumb has resulted in some Scots wishing to vote against their own independence.
Johann Lamont (Scottish politician) showed her severe case of Jockholm Syndrome when she stated that 'We're not genetically programmed in Scotland to make political decisions.'
by Pour1malt March 5, 2014
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New car syndrome

When you buy a new or used car, and want to wash it every day.
Person #1: hey man im gonna go wash my car, ill be back.
Person #2: didnt you wash it yesterday?
Person #1: yeah but it got dirty again
Person #2: you got new car syndrome, dude
Person #1: yeah i know
by Mario16 September 20, 2011
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kurt warner syndrome

The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.
Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.
by joecrow January 18, 2009
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girl interrupted syndrome

(this is all for jokes) :))
when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.

they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.

they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer
gina: hey what’s with alice lately? she’s been acting different and been isolated.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.
by meowmeowbeans.org August 15, 2021
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yoko syndrome

Used to describe the situation when the shit hits the fan and the first person to show up is used as a scapegoat for the problems. Based on the situation- the beatles breaking up. Yoko Ono was blamed by many fans of being the cause. The truth is that she just happened to be there at the time.
guy: Rolls-Royce has gone to shit since the Germans took it over

talking donkey: Their sales were already lower than Bentley. They have become passe. They would still be in the shit if they were still British-owned. You just have a slight case of yoko syndrome.
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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kindergarden syndrome

When a person who's around the usual age of becoming interested in the opposite sex, or past this faze, is not interested in the opposite sex. But at the same time they aren't gay. Its can be abbreviated to KGS for short.
guy: "Why hasn't Chad had a girlfriend yet?"
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."
by EAT MY DEATH March 31, 2009
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Tetsuya Syndrome

Someone who survives a game or film purely because the director forget they're still in the script
"Oh they're still alive, thats real Tetsuya Syndrome"
by Voncreep January 28, 2021
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