the swedish jumpstart

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock
give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"
by Macfitster September 3, 2013
mugGet the the swedish jumpstartmug.

Swedish fish

When a Swedish man puts food in his foreskin and makes his partner eat it out while it smells like fish
I got Swedish fished yesterday it was great

Your boyfriend is so good at giving Swedish fish
by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
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Swedish marketplace

Swedish marketplace stands for piracy or an illegitimate source for acquiring digital goods.
– Where can I get this game for cheap?
– Off of Swedish marketplace.
by An Urban Librarian November 6, 2024
mugGet the Swedish marketplacemug.

Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.
My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.
by Haldoe November 15, 2023
mugGet the Swedish Bidetmug.
See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.
by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019
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Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017
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swedish ferris wheel

When multiple people (preferably dudes but girls on the same end would be cool) lay like in a spoke with their heads close to one another's and 1 bitch sits on their faces one by one.
That bitch was so sexy we all wanted to grub that box, so she agreed to let us all do it at once and gave us a Swedish Ferris Wheel. april shower bukkake
by The 3 6 October 6, 2016
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