Czech Surprise

When a gay guy distracts another gay guy and quickly slips him some dick.

Gay guy: What's that over there?!
Other gay guy: (Looks "over there")
Gay guy: Gives other gay guy the Czech Surprise

by Dr Gays October 11, 2013

Gym bag Surprise

A Gymbag surprise is when your mother sends you a care package filled with extra clothes, deodorant, and other supplies. Upon receiving the package, you realize that she sent the items to you in one of her bags. You think nothing of it until, you have emptied all of YOUR belongings out, but the bag is still heavy.... You open up the side pouch to find your mom left her dildo and lube in the bag and sent it to you!!!!!

Tom can never look at his mother the same after she hit him with a gym bag surprise!

Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.

by Iceoplex42 September 29, 2009

Peace Prize Surprise

Getting some unexpected but very welcome recognition or windfall.

Winning something awesome, against the odds.

President Obama never saw that Nobel Peace Prize coming. Surprise!

I woke up this morning to a Peace Prize surprise: hot, naked booty! Thanks, beer!

by MathKills November 7, 2009

Cincinnati Sunrise

When a guy wakes up his female counterpart by repeatedly pulling his morning wood back to his belly button and hitting her in the face with it.

Jessica was oversleeping, until I gave her a Cincinnati Sunrise.

by Donnie Baseball October 9, 2006

Mexican surprise

The act of pouring a mixture of salsa, sour cream, tomatoes, chili powder, and corn in a prolapsed anus. And then eating said "soup" out of said anus with a other mans penis.

Tom: "hey John, you wanna give Amy a Mexican surprise?"

John: "fuck yeah!"

by P.P Rubbins January 22, 2014

Surprise Sex Ninja

Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).

Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?

by Lacrox September 18, 2004

Surprise punch

A desperate punch that is thrown usually into the face, in order to flee from an opponent, enemy, threat, etc.

Guy 1: I had to Surprise punch the thief who was going to stab me, in order to run away from him.

Guy 2: Ouch! Bet he didn't see it coming!

by Random Person 362 July 20, 2011