Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

Irish suprise

The act of fucking after you came once

He gave me an Irish suprise after he came

by Tcaoblacko March 22, 2024

Vezzi Suprise

A Vezzi Suprise is a action which is an action which causes suprise in someone, usually done by someone homosexual, or by something deemed to be gay. This term can also follow the rule of spanish inversion and still have the same meaning.

"Woah, that was a total Vezzi Suprise dude!"

by anonymous November 9, 2024

Chocomel suprise

A sexual act in which one partner keeps a generous mouthful of chocolate milk (ideally room temperature for maximum shock value) during anal sex. At the peak moment of intensity — just as the other partner lets go — the chocomel is spit dramatically onto their lower back, accompanied by the shout: “It’s raining cocoa, baby!”

Variations:

The Warm Wiener: Same idea, but performed in a bathtub for extra splash zone.

The Double Chocolate Factory: When both partners have chocolate milk... use your imagination. Bonus points for sound effects.

Lets do the chocomel suprise

by Henk1944 April 12, 2025

Side order suprise

When you order a side of fries(tots, onion rings, ect.) and you get an extra of another side with your meal

Guy1" Dude i just found some fries in my tots"
Guy2" Oh side order suprise"
Guy1" Bomb"

by TheChrisFather September 3, 2011

Detroit friday night suprise

Finding out you got mulitple STDs from a one night stand

"Dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise"

by Mrfrostedflake December 9, 2015

crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017