By somebody saying "True story", That automaticaly makes ANYTHING said previously by that person COMPLETELY FALSE.
GUY: "I saw this guy and he like totaly did this backflip while crosisng the road...... True story, I seen it myself"
ME: Bull schitt!
ME: Bull schitt!
by lilshawn June 19, 2004
Sex Story
Once there was a sexy submissive slave named Alex. She love to get fucked hard by her owner Daniel. One day while Daniel was fucking Alex, he had the idea of publicly humiliating her. "No, please don't!" Said Alex. "Awww, are you afraid slut?" "Well too bad!" So they went out and Daniel fucked Alex in public.
If that didn't make you horny I don't know what will!
Once there was a sexy submissive slave named Alex. She love to get fucked hard by her owner Daniel. One day while Daniel was fucking Alex, he had the idea of publicly humiliating her. "No, please don't!" Said Alex. "Awww, are you afraid slut?" "Well too bad!" So they went out and Daniel fucked Alex in public.
If that didn't make you horny I don't know what will!
by Hornybastard1234 February 26, 2022
Lily is at school and suddenly she looks at Bryan and her pussy gets wet and Bryan gets a boner. She asked him do you want to come over. He says yes. Bryan walks into her house and she is naked. He takes off all his clothes and fucks lily until she cums all over him. She gives him a blow job and he cums. He fucks lily again until she can't walk.
by A fighter from ufc October 01, 2022
person 1: i love story of the year!!!! until the day i die!!!!
person 2: f*ck u they suck!!
person 1: no they dont theyre goth cuz they talk about death!!!
person 2: well since u love death so much *shoots him*
person 2: f*ck u they suck!!
person 1: no they dont theyre goth cuz they talk about death!!!
person 2: well since u love death so much *shoots him*
by emosux October 09, 2004
by davestriderdickrider October 16, 2020
stop doing this think about god, you want o get into heaven and most of yall are kids and you don't want to have this guilt on you trust.So stop! read your bible!
by jesus is watching you bad AH December 13, 2021
by Justforfun13 January 09, 2020