dont stop believing

the BEST song ever. was on glee, and was written by journey. every time i hear this song i just forget about everything else. again, the BEST most kickass song ever :)

just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world. she took the midnight train goin anywhere. just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit. he took the midnight train goin anywhere. excerpt from dont stop believing.

by picklessuck April 17, 2010

Sacramento Pit Stop

Having to shit so badly and suddenly in the car that you will turn off the radio, open the window, and insist on pulling over at the first place with a bathroom or even the side of the road if need be.

"I hate to do this to you bro, but I have to make a Sacramento pit stop."

by Yellow Team Ver. 1 April 20, 2010

STOP SPYING ON ME!!!

what parionoid ppl say to emty air when they think some one is spying on them.

i was TOTALLY creeped out. i thought that my dad was spying on me, so i scream out loud to the emty air; STOP SPYING ON ME!!!

by claire123456789 October 6, 2008

cowboy stop

when a police man pulls you over because you didn't come to a "complete stop" at a stop sign. basically if your wheels don't stop moving before you proceed a police man can and will pull you over.

driver: what seems to be the problem officer?

Police guy: you ran a stop sign, you didn't come to a complete stop.

driver: a cowboy stop? are you serious?? c'mon man i was barely moving and there were no other cars.

Police guy: it don't matter, rules is rules. so here is your ticket and have a nice day.

driver: @%&#!!

by skin ticket September 20, 2010

Short-stop!

1)My nikname!
2)Tomas!!! Named me Short-stop (good times)!!
3)Shortstopz drunken n drugged up times.
4)Canterbury !!!!!!!
5)Short-stop loves life!!!!!!!!

"Yes Short-stop!, That statue has got a big nose!"

by Short-stop January 16, 2008

Louisianna Stop Sign

when a guy masturbates onto a toilet seat in the down position, then knocks out a girl and rubs her vagina on the toilet seat, immediately impregnating her. afterwards, he takes a shit in her bed, though this part is optional if the man is not ready for the shit to be removed at the time parts 1 and 2 are completed.

Ted gave Alison a louisianna stop sign. man was she out cold on that toilet seat.

by Nipplecardboard February 1, 2008

mexican pit stop

This is a risky situation. First you must pour gasoline in her ass hole. Fill her up good! Slide your dick in and out of butthole untill you have started to ejaculate. Then quickly b spread your cum all over her tits. Then lick it off !! Yum!

I have to go do an Mexican pit stop to my grandma.

by Joes BBQ & Foot Massage November 16, 2017