When 2 participants lock themselves in a sauna, and attempt to floss one another with hand towels until becoming overwhelmed by steam and sweat. Then proceed to wrestle with their eyes closed.
by McGrizzles May 27, 2019
by Shfiftyfive August 17, 2012
by Trai O'Connell November 02, 2012
a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"
by syko_ January 30, 2009
When you shit in to a tube sock, swing it around your head at high speed like a mace and then bitch slap your foe in the face. Extremely effective if not expected with the added bonus of definite pink eye.
by Human tripod February 02, 2014
ASX:JRV
I bought some shares in JRV and they turned out to be a steaming pile of crap.
by rutz912 March 10, 2011
This is a sexual act that combines the youthful innocence of summer camp cabin humor. When having sex in the missionary position, violently rip ass. Then, take the covers and pull it over yourselves, letting the foul odor marinate. It is important to remember to keep plowing away. No one likes a quitter.
"I'm in the dog house. I took my girlfriend to a long and vile Mississippi Steam Room last night while we were going at it.
by Phil T. Künz August 13, 2010