soggy hammock

When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.

"Hey Steve, if I don't make it to the bathroom in time, I might end up with a soggy hammock."

by Kaizin514 January 24, 2020

soggybody

A fucking retard that sits at home masterbating to anything while simping girls on twitter. He is the biggest virgin and has never touched a women. Soggybody is what it sounds like a fat 5’4 nobody that has done nothing with their life.

Hey look it’s Soggybody, that MF fat af,
Soggybody is a simp

by queeringisfabulous January 31, 2020

Soggy Owen

A civilised bromance game in which the contestants partake in a familiar game to Soggy Sayo, but in the place of a biscuit, a sleeping male is used. The rules are simple, a group of Male contestants will begin the game by standing in a circle around the sleeping victim. Each member of the circle will begin to stroke his member, the objective, don't be the last to blast! Whoever is the last to cum, he must eat the product of the game off wherever everyone's spackle landed along with giving the lucky lad who is sleeping a special present!

"Oi boys! Owen's conked out, lets get a game of Soggy Owen going!"
"10 bucks for all the lads who play Soggy Sayo up the sunny coast."

by P33nMachine69 February 24, 2020

SoGang

A group of men and children who steps and leaves toxic energy in their path. truth be told, they aren’t just some “online game” no, they’re more than that. its a group of collectives that strive to destroy all clans of discord because they WILL be on top. they have no leader, but they do have many followers. be warned tho, do not take the name SoGang lightly. If you wish to wear the SoGang title, u must bear the hatred and hardships that fall upon us from other impudent clans, such as “Deo” or “Tro”

Example: Who the fuck is SoGang?

Everyone: the realest niggas on discord they all roll together! 💀

by Btchslovesosaa March 10, 2020

Soggy Mask

The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.

Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.

by Binstep March 22, 2020

Sogino

Another definition of simp, can be used in any context . usually used to define a high level of simpin.

Guy1:"Hey man, i found this really fine stream and i think i'm gonna tier 3 sub to her"
Guy2:"That's a Yikes from me Dawg. u gonna end up a Sogino and get ignored "

by Not Zaki From Jade Brigade April 11, 2020

Soggy Susan

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.

She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.

by Sentiel May 29, 2020