shiffer snitter

One who has a nose which makes them look like they're constantly sniffing the scent of shit, 24/7. Usually a long, pointy nose, with flared nostrils.

"Eww, that guy has an ugly-ass shiffer snitter; he should seriously consider a nose job."

by Anilrahs August 20, 2006

Swiffer

A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.

"Swiffer's last rant at the lunch table--you know, the one where he CR-Vd' me-- was The Tits!!!

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 25, 2005

Dirty Swiffer

To tickle a girls vaginal area with a feather

Seth just gave Sarah a dirty swiffer and she cannot stop laughing.

by shawnjay May 17, 2009

sifferent

When you meet a SIF (Secret Internet Fatty) in real life and they look different from all the pictures they've sent you.

"Oh...you look sifferent from your profile pic."

by good worker bee February 14, 2013

snifterbiscuit

A fart worth smelling

Oh yeah, that's a snifterbiscuit!

by XSwank1X November 26, 2010

A swiffer

A girl who attracts dusty guys

Guy 1: Did you hear that Nina girl is dating that duster Bryan
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.

by You Dang Kids October 3, 2011

swiffer

Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.

Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing.
NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.

by DazzlerSAFC November 27, 2011